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Mom Confessions
Mom Confessions

Okay, time to fess up, mamas! What crazy, salacious, and possibly embarrassing parenting stories have you been keeping under wraps?

Once, when my baby was asleep, I took the baby monitor to my neighborโ€™s house so that I could get out of the house and have some girly time (and a glass of wine with my friend).
I use my baby to get out of social obligations with work friends and my partner's work friends and I'm absolutely not ashamed to admit it!
I accidentally walked outside with one of my boobs hanging out about once a week or so. My teenage neighbors are going to be sad when my son weans.
Lindsay Cannon , Self-Proclaimed Cool Mom
I changed a diaper right before I left for work. When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop. It took me an hour and a half to realize that it was on my jacket โ€” and I have to wear a jacket at work. I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and ended up sitting in my office wearing a damp and poopy suit coat all day.
We started on solids when our son was four months โ€” way earlier than we should have! He just seemed ready. When our doctor asked, we lied and told him we hadn't. I didn't want him to think we were bad parents!
Ashley B , Skincare Specialist
I leave my baby with my in-law's once every other week and tell them that I'm on the way to a 'postpartum check-up.' I really just go to get a mani and pedi.